dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

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VIA: lordofthejohnlock ORIGINALLY FROM: dajo42

theladyelsa:

and god said, “let chris pine be a prince”

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VIA: officialhydra ORIGINALLY FROM: theladyelsa
chris pine    into the woods    myloves    

violasarecool:

misfitreindeer:

what if people’s hair changed color based on their emotions

like one day you’re out getting a cup of coffee and you notice some cutie in the back of the coffeeshop and your hair starts turning bright pink and you do you best to try to hide it but you can’t help but look over and

they’re just sitting there, staring at you, their face as flushed as their locks

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VIA: noodood ORIGINALLY FROM: misfitreindeer
Anonymous ASKED:
*egregious amounts of blushing* oh gosh what no *runs off to friends* SHE BLEW A KISS AND SAID SHE LUV'D ME

aww :) you’re adorable. <3

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Anonymous    
Anonymous ASKED:
HEEEEEEEY HEY HEY HEY FUUUUUuuUUUuuUUCK FACE! FACE AH LA FUCK, I SAY HEY TO YOU! YOU HEY FACE FUCK, FUCK YOU HEY FACE! FUCK FACE YOU HEY! HEY FACE YOU FUCK!

*blows kiss* luv u too

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Anonymous    

"

"Winter in [UMass Amherst] could not be honestly described as a magical frosty wonderland, each twig laced with confections of brittle ice. Winter in [UMass Amherst] didn’t mess about; it was a gateway straight through to the primeval coldness that lived before the creation of the world. Winter in [UMass Amherst] was several yards of snow, the forests a mere collection of shadowy green tunnels under the drifts. Winter meant the coming of the lazy wind, which couldn’t be bothered to blow around people and blew right through them instead. The idea that Winter could actually be enjoyable would never have occurred to [UMass Amherst] people, who had eighteen different words for snow.*

*All of them, unfortunately, unprintable.”

"  - Sort of by Terry Pratchett, Wyrd Sisters (via lazinessincarnate)

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VIA: ianmckellens ORIGINALLY FROM: tonysbanner
lotr    

Meet The Blogger 

a-bit-of-rhetoric-and-charm:

My personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m obnoxious.
  • I’m sarcastic.
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily.
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

  • I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
  • I wear makeup.
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses.
  • I have braces.
  • I change my hair colour often.
  • I straighten my hair often.
  • I have a piercing.
  • I have small feet.


Relationships:

  • I’m in a relationship now.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m crushin’. 
  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love. 


Experiences:

  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • Someone close to me has passed away.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus.
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 Hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight. 


Music:

  • I listen to R&B.
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to kpop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock. 
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CD’s.


Television:

  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television. (sometimes)
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives. 
  • I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and liked Americas Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and liked Popular.
  • I’ve seen and liked 24.
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI.
  • I’ve seen and liked Law & Order: SVU.


Family Life:

  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home.
  • I’ve sworn at my parent(s).
  • I’ve made my parents cry.
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.


Hair:

  • I’ve been brown. 
  • I’ve had streaks.
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde. 
  • I’ve had black. 
  • I’ve been red.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve been blue/green.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned. 
  • I use conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair. 
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair.

School:

  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principals office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E.
  • I’ve failed math. 
  • I’ve failed another class.
  • A teacher has called my parents.
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idk if you care    but here's some stuff about me    
officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

officialjeffgoldblum:

sgt-skippy:

officialjeffgoldblum:

I still laugh about the amount of people this post has angered

So you hate America?

oh honey

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VIA: claudiaboleyn ORIGINALLY FROM: officialjeffgoldblum
capitalism    

I will have war!

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VIA: ianmckellens ORIGINALLY FROM: thorinds
hobbit    bofa    thorin oakenshield    lotr